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29 July 2010

#210 Give yourself a trip for chump change

There is one drawback to # 210 And it is quite big... A course in self-defense may be worth it before you start courchsurfing

There is one drawback to # 210 And it is quite big... A course in self-defense may be worth it before you start courchsurfing

Alexander Kandiloros continues his posts on the 365 things you can do. After telling us about Jianzi it’s time to learn how travel almost for free. And next week there’s his Regina Spektor story.

I was planning my 25th birthday party and needed obscene amounts of alcohol for the party. All the people with cars bailed, so I ended up taking the bus to Germany with two empty suitcases. Had a friend in Berlin so I took the opportunity to visit her instead of going straight back. How lucky I was for staying. A completely crazy, unexpected weekend of abandoned U.S. bases, reconnaissance and gay bars in the old factories followed. I got a much-needed slap in the back of the head that opened my eyes to that there is much more out there than what I saw every day. You need that kind of knock sometimes. Otherwise, you forget.

Book the cheapest Ryanair-weekend trip as far ahead as possible. Choose a place you've never been to. Preferably book really late at night so it’s half forgotten the day after. Once the date is approaching and the trip reminds you of its existence via SMS it’ll be like receiving a gift from yourself, using some type of time travel. Bratislava in August 2011, Wroclaw, one spring weekend April 2012, or perhaps a bit of Frankfurt, Glasgow, or London in the autumn. These flights are a penny each plus tax.

Bonus1 - Cheap hostels http://www.hostels.com/

Bonus2 - Free and more exciting homes http://www.couchsurfing.com/

Required time: 
1 week or more
Cost: 
More than €50
Cons: 
You can end up in the home of a weirdo. You could end up enjoying the place so much that you don’t like Sweden in the same way anymore.
Pros: 
You experience something new. You get perspective. Despite booking far ahead, it’s still rad and spontaneous. You could meet new wonderful people, or maybe find a new place to settle down in.
28 July 2010

#209 Make your own mayonnaise

Required time: 
An hour or less.
Cost: 
Less than €10.
Cons: 
The mixer might make your ears ring.
Pros: 
You unravel the mystery that is mayonnaise. You learn a new skill. And mixing things is fun.
27 July 2010

#208 Clean

When I was little my mom was some sort of super hero. She never became ill. Of course, I was home with the cold now and then and the best thing I knew was to be at home on the couch and watch Empire of the Sun by Stephen Spielberg and eat sandwiches with cheese and butter and drink a big glass of chocolate milk. I did absolutely nothing. I just lay there and let the films take over from each other.

Once my mother became ill. Dad eventually managed to persuade her to stay home. For some reason, I was also sick at the time. So it was me and mom at home. I explained to her that the sofa was the best spot for chillaxing and how to dip the sandwich in the chocolate milk so that it didn’t fall apart. It took half a movie for mom to become restless.

She stood up and put her hands on her hips and said that we needed clean up. I sighed and stood up as well. My mom is the superhero, like I said, and when a superhero says clean; you clean.

Required time: 
1 day or less
Cost: 
Free
Cons: 
It takes time. It is not that fun. Your hands will get dry from the soap. The dust swirls around when you clean and it can get in your nostrils, making you sneeze.
Pros: 
Both home and soul will be clean afterwards. You can stand and admire your work and feel satisfied. The feeling of satisfaction is among the best there is. Perhaps it’s easier to rest then.
26 July 2010

#207 Try laughter therapy

It is said that laughter has existed since the dawn of mankind. Cavemen laughed to signal to the rest of the group that the danger had passed. Nowadays we laugh at everything from someone losing his pants to something terrible happening. It's about the brain not knowing how to react and then we laugh. It seems that we find different things to be funny but it’s pretty common to laugh if someone else starts laughing. Once we’ve started laughing the body releases endorphins and they make us feel good. Nature has provided us with laughter in order to absorb all the atrocities that we are exposed to. Otherwise, you’d probably self-implode every time the bus was late or someone was mean to you at work. Then the world would have been quite empty of people and instead there’d be small piles of clothes here and there to remind us of the annoying situations that had arisen. Not so nice.

You can either visit an authorized laughter therapist or you can self-educate yourself in laughter therapy. There are CDs and books that in a pedagogical manner give examples of exercises in laughter therapy.

Bonus: http://www.skrattaforlivet.se/

Bonus 2: Laughter is contagious http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFpOiX515w

Required time: 
1 hour or less
Cost: 
Free
Cons: 
You can get cramps in the jaw or a stomach ache if you laugh too much. How to stop laughing can sometimes be like trying to suddenly stop running downhill.
Pros: 
You release endorphins and you can infect others with laughter, which in turn allows them to release endorphins in their bodies. A positive energy that spreads like ripples on water.
25 July 2010

#206 Tell people you love them

1. Sit down. Make a list of people you have around you. Divide them into three columns. People you care about. People you love. People you don’t want to live without.

2. Get out your cell phone, pen and paper and e-mail programs. Send e-mail or SMS to the ones you like. Write nice and encouraging things.

"You are beautiful."

"You are a good person."

"I hope you have a fantastic day."

3. Call the people you love and ask how they are. Ask them what they’re doing tonight. Ask what they’re doing tomorrow. Before you get off the phone, say: “I love you. You are such a good person. “

Then comes the finale. Pick up a pen and paper and write handwritten letters to the people you have around you that you can not live without. They are indispensable, magic, and can read you like an open book. The people who put up with your hangovers, crying spells, panic and doubt. Those who will remain with you during the hard times. Write how much they mean to you. Write from the heart. Write slowly and mean it. Finish with love.

Required time: 
1 day or less
Cost: 
More than €10 in stamps
Cons: 
It's hard to say you love someone. Once the words are uttered, you'll be vulnerable. It is dangerous to be vulnerable.
Pros: 
It is human and beautiful to be vulnerable. We’re not meant to be alone. Man is a herd animal and we need each other.
24 July 2010

#205 Get an alter ego

Today’s guest blogger is Elin Grelsson, a freelance writer and sidekick in P3's Brunchrapporten. She’s also writing a novel and blogs on http://sakerunderhuden.blogspot.com.

There are people who claim that one's identity is static and that we are who we are. Fuck them, frankly.

There are people who claim that you have become someone. As if life is striving for this peak, then you will have become "yourself". Fuck them as well.

I think that you, every day and throughout life, are someone and you are never the same as the day before. There is no single core that You are. There are thousands of small pits inside you that you can pick up whenever you want.

An alter ego is a perfect aid to get the guts to poke around all those pits you have inside you.

Your alter ego is much like the imaginary friend you had as a child. The difference is that now you are your own imaginary friend.

My alter egos, I have had several in different periods of my life, have been born out of frustration. A feeling of being stuck inside myself.

My latest alter ego, Woman Artist, materialized some years ago. It was then that I seriously began to pursue my writing. First off, it was scary. I didn’t dare to beat myself on the chest and show how good I actually was.

Secondly, I was bitter and frustrated with all the creative guys who never excused themselves in the way that I, and other girls in the same industry, often did. They took up space instead, elbowed their way forward and constantly talked about their creative work and their creativity.

I thought of Bergman, Strindberg, Lundell and all the other male artists. Those who had relationships that mostly seemed to be about having muses, and being seen as Great Artists.

They became the inspiration for the Woman Artist, the world's most annoying creative woman who just went on about creating, art, and how important and indispensable she was to culture. Who took herself too seriously and who treated men as muses and women as sisters, just as culture men have always had each other’s backs in their red rooms.

Through Woman Artist, I was all that Elin Grelsson didn’t dare to be. I took the qualities that I hadn’t dared to highlight, the fact that I actually think I'm good and important for real, and magnified them up to gigantic proportions. The Woman Artist was born out of my own fear, fueled by a society where girls still often excuse themselves in a completely different way than guys do.

When an alter ego is at its best it fills that precise function. It works against your fears, highlighting the characteristics of yourself that you don’t know you have or you don’t dare to develop. The alter ego is your own personal superhero.

Required time: 
1 day or less
Cost: 
Free
Cons: 
You may be confused or have an alter ego take you over.
Pros: 
You evolve as a human being. You use your imagination. You become more courageous as well as creative.
23 July 2010

#204 Use the Yellow Pages

They print 10 million copies of the Yellow Pages in Sweden every year. But who uses them these days?

They are mostly littering the stairs, so that you stumble on them on your way home.

Instead, we think that you should take your catalogs and do something constructive. Just as you did with your old newspapers in the #196.

Required time: 
1 day or less
Cost: 
Free
Cons: 
The catalogs are heavy. Mailmen of course refuse to be affiliated with them. That is why they dump them there at the bottom of the stairs. If the internet crashes, you have no number to the doctor.
Pros: 
You make something new out of something no one uses anymore.
22 July 2010

#203 Import good stuff

During the coming weeks, 365's very own Alexander Kandiloros will be writing a post every Wednesday. There’ll tips on how to travel almost for free, how to arrange a lunch with Regina Spektor and ideas for new sports and livelihoods, such as below:

At a Thai beach a friend complained about how tourists destroy Thailand. Pool tables and Coca-Cola at each beach, who do we think we are? We should leave them alone and their culture rather than infect them with Western inventions. Really, I ask, is it that how culture works? All the pool-playing Asians I’ve encountered have liked the game.

And what would Sweden be like, without pizza, kebab, or sushi? Have they invaded Sweden, destroyed our culture, or they have enriched it? We are all citizens of the world. Swedish, Mexican, Chinese, these concepts are outdated. We are all just people, who want to have fun, eat good exciting things, and to be comfortable.

The idea of taking something home with me that wasn’t fake clothes or a stomach disease began in Beijing when I saw these colorful projectiles flying between senior citizens in the several parks. Further down in Asia we saw the same thing. Old and young kicking at something I didn’t at first understand what it was. I finally bought one to get to the bottom of the mystery at hand and it turned out that the thing was made out of four colored goose feathers with suspension in the bottom that you kick. A combination of badminton and Hacky Sack.

Jianzi.

I had never seen anything like that, and none of those I asked at home had either. Now a few months later, the first load has arrived, and with luck they’ll make summer in Sweden a little more fun, and a bit more colorful.

If you find something in your travels that’s fun, clever, or useful that you can’t find in your home country; by word of mouth or on the Internet, do the following:

1) Find out if there is a reason that there isn’t any in your country.
2) Calculate what it would cost to bring the thing to your country.
3) Bring the thing to your country.
4) Sell it to shops, start an e-store, or sell it to those you know.

Bonus: You will find Jianzi here. http://www.getjianzi.com/

Required time: 
1 week or less
Cost: 
More than €50
Cons: 
You could lose some money. You could be sitting in a bar 50 years later and damn yourself about how someone stole your idea. NOTE: Never bet more than you can afford to lose. Ask for the total price if you ship the stuff home.
Pros: 
You make your surroundings more fun, more varied and you can share anything you like. You will get a kick out of people get excited by something you came up with. Like the light version of being an inventor. You can make money from your idea.
21 July 2010

#202 Send program proposals to a TV channel

Some shows make you think that it is still 1967. Others make you wish it was.

Some shows make you think that it is still 1967. Others make you wish it was.

Some days I feel like picking up my TV and throwing it out the window. If it weren’t for us having a lot of cats in the yard that could get hurt from the splintering shards of screen, I probably would have done it already. For some reason, I usually get the impulse when the TV is showing some crap program like 2 & 1/2 Men, Paradise Hotel, or Sing-along at Skansen. I don’t know why. There isn’t an obvious connection between them but then again I haven’t sat down on the couch long enough to properly analyze them.

But as always with criticism I like it to be constructive. It’s pointless to complain about something without having a suggestion on how to improve or replace it. To just sit and whine makes one become a grumpy old man and I don’t want to be a grumpy old man. Instead, I use my creativity to write down what I would like to see on TV instead of dumb blondes with silicone tits, stupid Americans called Charlie Sheen or stupid Sing-along programs that don’t give me a thing. I began by asking myself the question:

WHAT WOULD I LIKE TO SEE ON TV?
HOW WOULD THE PROGRAMME LOOK?
WHO WOULD PRODUCE THE PROGRAMME?

It’s a good start. Instead of focusing on what I want to make go away, I focus my energy on what I want to add. Medicine instead of poking the wound. Soil instead of the hole. Then there’s a thousand ways to go from there. Which road would you choose?

There are those who sit at production companies and TV channels and who are just literally waiting for creative people to send in suggestions for new gems. Why couldn’t you be the one to think of the next fantastic idea for a TV program? It can’t be worse than the crap that’s on now, right?

Submit your ideas to info@365saker.se and we’ll help each other to develop and send them to production companies and television networks.

Required time: 
1 day or less
Cost: 
Less than €50
Cons: 
It can be difficult to know what needs to be included in a program proposal. Get in touch via email and you will get constructive criticism and a little help along the way.
Pros: 
You control a medium that needs as many sharp minds and intelligent suggestions as it can get.
20 July 2010

#201 Invite yourself to a neighbor

Sweden is a country with a hell of a lot of single households. We live by ourselves and it is neither good nor economical. It’d be a big change to force all Swedes to move in together, but at least it is a step in the right direction to start inviting yourself over to your neighbors and offering refreshments. This means that you can, for instance, bake enough for four people or buy a six-pack of chocolate balls and go and knock on the nearest neighbor’s door. Please select a neighbor who has children, who is perhaps single, because then you can offer to babysit.

Either they’re really boring and don’t want you to come in and then you can just leave coffee and cake, but don’t forget to take a bun for yourself first. Or they’ll think that it’s a fun idea and invite you over too. The worst that can happen is that you get a no. And that has never killed anybody.

Bonus1: Watch Amelie from Montmartre as inspiration and to give you the pep you need to make contact with new people.

Bonus2: Read #191 again.

Required time: 
1 day or less
Cost: 
Less than €10
Cons: 
Your neighbors might start to see you as that annoying character who thinks they can come over with a cup of coffee and invite themself over whenever they feel like it and then they’ll sigh and call you "the maniac" when you leave.
Pros: 
You’ll get better contact with your neighbors. You will receive a caffeine high from the coffee. You realize that talking to people you do not know isn’t so bad.