There are things that you just don’t do by yourself. Things that you do in a group. You rarely hear someone saying that they’ll sit home alone and get wasted, make out with themselves and then hit the sack. Most activities are more fun when you do them in a group. Conversations, sex, party, building huts and dancing.

However, what if you could dance by yourself? It's like having sex with a stranger when you are sober. It is real, it's here and now and it is incredibly frightening. So why not do it?

Start by making up a playlist of songs that you love. Songs you would have played if you had been hired as a DJ at a hip club in Barcelona, Hässleholm or New York. Put on a nice outfit. Clothes that would have gotten you laid. Clothes that would have gotten looks in every state. Then make yourself a drink, pull down the blinds and dim the lights. Press play.