OK, just admit. Brushing your teeth may be useful, but it is still not very nice. The brush against your tongue, the artificial taste of toothpaste and the disgusting sound of gurgling.
Recognizing that for a single evening. Going to bed with today's total harvest on your tongue and not having a guilty conscience. To ignore all Karius and Bactus, all the women who tell you to use fluoride and the Stomatol smiles. To affirm your inner filth.
Instead take your toothpaste. Squeeze out more than usual. Draw a heart on your sleeping partner with it. And wake him or her with your breath.
Text: Hanna Nyberg
Required time:
1 hour or less
Pros:
You, and others, get to know yourself in a more intimate way than you ever thought possible.
