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20 July 2010

#201 Invite yourself to a neighbor

Sweden is a country with a hell of a lot of single households. We live by ourselves and it is neither good nor economical. It’d be a big change to force all Swedes to move in together, but at least it is a step in the right direction to start inviting yourself over to your neighbors and offering refreshments. This means that you can, for instance, bake enough for four people or buy a six-pack of chocolate balls and go and knock on the nearest neighbor’s door. Please select a neighbor who has children, who is perhaps single, because then you can offer to babysit.

Either they’re really boring and don’t want you to come in and then you can just leave coffee and cake, but don’t forget to take a bun for yourself first. Or they’ll think that it’s a fun idea and invite you over too. The worst that can happen is that you get a no. And that has never killed anybody.

Bonus1: Watch Amelie from Montmartre as inspiration and to give you the pep you need to make contact with new people.

Bonus2: Read #191 again.

Required time: 
1 day or less
Cost: 
Less than €10
Cons: 
Your neighbors might start to see you as that annoying character who thinks they can come over with a cup of coffee and invite themself over whenever they feel like it and then they’ll sigh and call you "the maniac" when you leave.
Pros: 
You’ll get better contact with your neighbors. You will receive a caffeine high from the coffee. You realize that talking to people you do not know isn’t so bad.
15 April 2010

#105 Spy on your neighbors

I have a neighbor who is an artist and drives the tram. I have a neighbor who has a child who screams / prattles every morning and evening. I have a neighbor who has some kind of disturbance. I have a neighbor who loves to listen to P1 so loud that I hear the cultural ladies inhaling before a new sentence. I have a neighbor who fights with his wife about socialism. I have a neighbor whose children are listening to my band. I have a neighbor who is from Skåne. I have a neighbor who's been on sick leave for I don't know how long. I have a neighbor who engages in shady transactions. I have a neighbor who likes reggae.

Required time: 
Five minutes a day for a week to get a fairly good picture of the people who live near you.
Cost: 
Treat yourself to a pair of binoculars, a notebook and the old trick with the glass against the wall to hear better works most excellently.
Cons: 
If someone catches you it can get quite ugly. You may discover that your neighbor is a serial killer.
Pros: 
You can get enough material for an entire novel. You may discover that your neighbor is a serial killer and do something about it.
5 March 2010

#64 Document your block

When I was six I decided that I was going to become a writer. I would be one of those persons whose name was on the great books I borrowed from the library in Kärra. The books I read under my bed covers long after bedtime. Picture books and comic books later became books with chapters. Books for young adults turned into Stephen King and Franz Kafka. Surrealism, magic realism and horror. I loved the big stories. I loved the feeling of them, their weight in my hands when I held them. The weight of the characters inside me, how I missed them when the book was finished.

So now that I work with storytelling in everything I do isn’t surprising. I can’t explain how a washing machine works to a five year old, but I can tell a story about how my guy friends at primary school once locked a hamster in a dryer. The hamster survived and its hair became fluffy. I know it has nothing to do with how a washing machine works but I can’t help it. The stories are there. Connected to words and images.

Nowadays, I always have a notepad and a pen with me. Or I write down words or sentences in my phone. It’s everywhere. But usually right in front of me. In my neighborhood. I could talk for hours about the details, people and things that have happened on the way home, just outside the apartment or in the yard. But I’ve chosen a few favorites so that I won’t tire you.

My favorite is Abbas, who owns the local shop. A civil engineer from Afghanistan who’s working his ass off when he’s not taking care of his two young children. Behind the counter with feta cheese, cashew nuts and candy is a worn black laptop, where he’s writing a medical dictionary in Swedish, English, German, Parsis and Dari. Sometimes when he happens to move so that the sleeves of his shirt go up, his scars from the torture in his home country become visible. Abbas knows everything about everyone in the neighborhood. If two people are in there at the same time it takes two seconds before he presents them to each other. He always calls me Mister Modiri. He is the only person who calls me that. I think it's nice.

Then we have Leo's hole. Leo is the fat yellow cat in our family. Leo has a hole in the tarmac in front of the house that he usually guards. I've never seen anything go in or out of the hole but when I look out the window in the study Leo sits there and watches. Head bent forward. Body taut as a spring.

Then there’s the time when I accidentally locked a person in a dark laundry room and ran away because I was so scared. The neighbor in the second staircase, who pointed out the loudness of us having sex. Or our neighbor who hasn’t bought new furniture since 1972. Or the neighbor that plays double bass when he‘s angry. The headmaster of the school below that sound-checked a microphone before graduation one morning. How I woke up to him testing the sound of the mike.

- "One two. One two. You shouldn’t think that… Yes it sounds good."

Required time: 
Start by adding two hours to collect materials and two hours to compile it. It takes a little longer with video than writing does. Or if you're a perfectionist and then it takes twice the time.
Cost: 
Pen and paper cost little. There are video editing tools you can download for free, and the camera you can borrow or buy depending on what ambitions you have for the future.
Cons: 
Some people might not want to be seen or be uncomfortable that their names are included. Make sure to be nice and give people a chance to choose.
Pros: 
You realize you are surrounded by stories and people and not just voices and nameplates on the fronts of doors.